I Wouldn't Say...But...



I wouldn't say I am a bad singer....

...but the local bar manager likes me singing Karaoke just before closing. It clears out the stragglers.

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I wouldn't say my brother-in-law has a big house....

....but once the painters have finally finished painting it, they have to start over again.

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I wouldn't say that my mother-in-law is a bad cook....

....but I can see why the family prays before eating.

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I wouldn't say my father-in-law is a heavy snorer....

....but the bleary eyed neighbours have nicknamed him Chainsaw.

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I wouldn't say my wife is demanding...

...but when I offer to make her a coffee, she says she wants an instant one.

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I wouldn't say my Polish neighbours aren't getting on but....

...their arguments do indicate they are poles apart.
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