News Headlines
"Can Beetroot make you run faster?"
If you need a laxative, no harm in giving it a try.
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After a crocodile attack:
"I was very lucky"
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Covid contact:
There is no justification for assault.
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At a safety meeting:
"Safety meeting ends in accident"
Pay attention at meetings!
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Cricket match headline:
"India beat India by seven wickets"
Beating yourself is no mean feat.
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A Mayor told the homeless:
"Go home"
I think they would if they could.
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Disgruntled murderer:
"...detective ruined my reputation"
And you didn't ruin it yourself?
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Tennis news:
I thought the grass was mown, not nibbled.
